Stolen From Liz

ok, some of these questions are just awful... DELETE.

7. been dumped? – doesn't count.  I was immature and was a total weenie.  My most crushing defeat was when I asked Lisa Rozzero out in 7th grade and I got shot down... but life goes on.

9. been fired? – no, I quit my fuckin jobs before I get fired...

10. been in a fist fight? – with Jonny Robinson... he had a head start on me though with a tennis racket to the back of the head.  After that it was just one-sided...

12. had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? – hell yes, every day.  Well, I'm not sure if my cat is even CAPABLE of feeling that...

13. been arrested? – no, but I've been cuffed... woo woo

14. made out with a stranger? – um, STD's?  Anyone heard of Ghonasyphaherpeles?  You get it if you even look at someone with it.

15. gone on a blind date? – yep.  And she's still with me some 3 1/2 years later.  Thank god no one ever gave her a picture of me though... cause, like I said, I was a total weenie back then.

17. had a crush on a teacher? – oh, that's just unfair...

19. slept with a co-worker? – um, I would never sleep with anyone that worked at the Showcase, Gregg's Restaurant, and DEFINITELY not my old boss Ray.

25. laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? – sometimes they look like the voices in my head

33. touched a snake? – sometimes at night when I'm lonely...  oh wait, wait... yes.  at Zoo Camp back in the day.

34. ran a red light? – are you kidding?  I won't go through UNLESS it's red... some of you have seen me drive.

36. had detention? – NEVER MOTHER FUCKERS.  NEVER!!!

39. witnessed a crime? – every time I look at my biceps I can't help but think I'll get caught for hiding concealed weapons

45. played cops and robbers? – yes, and next time we use blanks!  Poor Billy...

60. ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? – yes, Chucky movies at a very young age.  I nearly shat myself.  God.  But now I think, it's just a doll and I'll punt it's fuckin head off if I see it.

64. been told you're hot by a complete stranger? – just the other day actually... walking into the Warwick Mall.

65. been easily amused? – ... are you kidding me? I laugh at the word "poopie"

73. blacked out from drinking? – HELL YES.  and if you've never blacked out, the first thing that goes through your mind isn't, "what did I do last night?!"  It's simply... "FUCK"

I've got a week left of Summer.  Somebody call me to do something... I'm literally doing nothing these days but going to the gym and sitting on my ass.  Oh, and here's the funny picture of the post:

                      THAT'S JUST GREAT.